Chrissie gets ready to serve to Martina in their Saturday doubles match... |
Evert & Friends Raise Money and Awareness in 20th Anniversary Charity Event
Verbal rallies can be counted on to often prove more adept than the tennis
rallies, made possible by this year’s star-heavy participants, Saturday
Night Live alum Jon Lovitz, color commentator Bud Collins, actors Jeffrey
Donovan (“Burn Notice”), Elizabeth Shue (“Karate Kid”/”Leaving
Las Vegas”), and Maeve Quinlan (“South of Nowehere”/”90210”),
rock star Gavin Rossdale, Today show host Matt Lauer, former Dateline
NBC anchor Stone Phillips, Fox & Friends hosts Brian Kilmeade and
Steve Doocy, along with the superb lineup of tennis greats Martina Navratilova,
Monica Seles, Lindsay Davenport, and Pam Shriver, with current ATP players
Justin Gimelstob and Vince Spadea. |
Among all those stars however, what is always a standout highlight for fans
of this annual Chris Evert charity event are the occasions when Martina Navratilova
is on hand. While during the years of their rivalry, camps between the two players
were notoriously divided, Navratilova is clearly at ease enough to know she
has been long-embraced by the Evert contingency as one of their own, and their
antics inevitably took center stage. The two ex-rivals chatted up such a storm
during the warm-up to their highlighted doubles match that Jon Lovitz in the
chair firmly barked "TIME!" before adding, "If I wanted to watch
THE VIEW, I would be in front of a television instead of being here."
As the match began, Matt Lauer cried foul after the heaviness of an Evert passing
shot, amid the otherwise hit & giggle tennis, breezed by him. "You
know how it goes,” Chris playfully warned, “one nice one, one mean
one."
"One nice, one mean, one nice, one mean, " Lovitz repeated, before
delivering the zinger, "How would you like to be married to that!"
which met with a large round of surprised laughter and applause.
He claimed the joke was "pre-approved humor" but either way, Evert
took all the ribbing in stride, except perhaps for one that was so bad that
Navratilova stormed the chair in her defense, smashing her racquet against the
former SNL comedian’s foot. Evert briefly joined Martina in the bashing,
before returning to the court.
But amidst the comradery, the final proof that Navratilova was still Navratilova
and Evert still Evert came when Martina got a whiff of something in the stands…was
it food?! “What’s that smell, it’s so good,” she said,
looking up toward the seats. “Popcorn,” someone shouted back, and
in quick order a bag of the delicious popcorn –that someone in the courtyard
had indeed claimed to be the best they’d ever had – came down from
the stands. Martina started digging into the bag and was still chewing the stuff
as she bounced the ball to serve.
Evert looked over, chuckling and shaking her head as she prepared to return
serve, no doubt recalling the girl she first met so many years ago – who,
it would not have been too shocking to see walking toward you with a hamburger
in one hand and an ice cream in the other. In fact, Navratilova’s first
ever encounter with a hamburger was in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
What is it they say about age? You don’t change, you just become more
of who you are.
Typical of the fun verbal jousting that define the winners as much as the scoreboard,
Justin Gimelstob said during his stint as chair/commentator, "How about
that serve: Lindsay Davenport!" before looking to the other side of the
court and adding, "And how about that stomach: Jon Lovitz!"
It was a great shot, but the winner inevitably went to Lovitz who grumpily shot
back, "How about that CAREER: Justin Gimelstob!"
But poking fun at yourself is also part of the game.
"Gavin (Rossdale) is the most gorgeous man on the planet,” Gimelstob
gushed, “and he's playing as good as he looks!" then sheepishly adding
"…Coming from the extremely heterosexual Justin Gimelstob."
Likewise, Jon Lovitz followed an unforced error by saying, "WHY are you
all applauding?" … "The ball was called OUT!"
Then some of the humor is all together unintentional, as when Elizabeth Shue’s
nerves on her first day of play produced enough frustration to elicit a stream
of small vulgarities, that prompted Evert to say, "And you look like such
an angel." But before long, the curses elevated until the infamous F word
finally came out, and the entire crowd burst into applause, hooting, and laughter.
"See,” Shue said, “I really am a Jersey girl."
And the jousting doesn’t always come from the opposite side of the net.
On one point, Navratilova held the net down for Jeffrey Donovan while he tried
to serve, supposedly as a nice gesture. But Donovan read the other side of the
implication, saying, "I'm being heckled by my own partner."
Indeed, that was just the beginning. Sticking to the flexible terms of unconventional
competition, Evert and Navratilova suspended their doubles match against each
other to challenge the men that had been their partners, to a bet: The legendary
tennis champs spotted the men a 40-love lead for one game, even allowing them
to serve, waging that they could not get a single point. If the men could just
win one point, they could say they won, but if not, they had to give $1,000
of their own money to the charity. Of course, Team Evertilova handily won that
contest.
Then to thrill the fans, Chris & Martina played one point against each other
for the Championship of Planet Earth. Amazing that, after 20 years, their strokes
are so iconic and preserved, that the extended point succeeded in bring back
all forms of memories of great matches past. And with two sharply angled backhands,
Evert finally won the point, jetting the ball out of reach of Navratilova’s
forehand. Even still, Chrissie was thrilled enough to throw both hands in the
air for victory.
The on-court fun is only one aspect of the Evert Tennis Classic experience,
and indeed it is the silent and live auctions that bring in a healthy portion
of the proceeds that support the charity’s success. Tickets for music
concerts, TV shows, and sporting events were among the items auctioned, as were
backstage meetings with celebrities like Cher, Maria Sharapova, Taylor Swift,
Christian Slater, Dolly Parton, Miami Dolphins legendary coach Don Shula, and
others.
No gala is a success however without superb cuisine, and the team at Chris Evert
Charities always delivers a memorable feast. To those who insist red meat is
not good for you, Evert’s Gala menu has long offered a champion’s
rebuke to that claim by serving up mouth-watering Grilled Filet of Beef so soft
it could be cut by angel’s hair. And the notorious Evert Dessert Plate
takes 15 minutes to get through, with a fireworks display of flavors and textures
that could help even a non-believer find faith in a Higher Power.
While the gala band’s drunken rendition of “Everybody Must Get Stoned”
was giggle-worthily played throughout the night for MC Stone Phillips, Nine-time
Grammy award winning vocalist Natalie Cole provided warm entertainment for the
Saturday evening Gala, as the charity raised $700,000 to bring Evert’s
total charity efforts to over $18.5 million.
Highlights of the event will be shown in January on ESPN2 with Pam Shriver offering
broadcast commentary.

Chris & Martina chat with Dara Torres

Chris & Martina play 1 point for Championship of Planet Earth!!!

Martina said this popcorn was indeed pretty tasty!! She continued to chew as she went to serve...